Vie-Agra.

A doorway. A visitor knocks on the door. The resident answers.

Resident : Yes?
Visitor : I'm John.
Resident : Do I know you?
Visitor : Yes. We've emailed a couple times.
Resident : Have we?
Visitor : That's right.
Resident : John. John. John.
Visitor : You know, awesomejohn at go dot com?
Resident : I'm sorry. I don't. Did we meet on like, a chat board or something?
Visitor : Well, no. Did you get my emails?
Resident : I can't say I have. This is a joke, right?
Visitor : A joke?
Resident : One of my buddies set you up for this, right?
Visitor : No. I've come from Montana to see you.
Resident : This a joke. Do you even know my name.
Visitor : Gary.
Resident : Oh.
Visitor : Why don't I read to you the email you sent me. It was quite lovely. The subject reads "Nab-luh is bargain, but complementarity." Date : Tuesday February 14th. There's a man's picture. He looks like a doctor. He looks like he knows what he's going to say. "It's ime to save on medicines! More than 900 meds, among generics and branded meds! Xanax, Cialis, Viagra, Valium, Levitra, Zoloft, Meridia, Tamiflu, Hoodia, HGH, Ambien, Soma, Tramadol. Discreet package -

Pause.

Visitor : To your door! Shipped from Canada! Click here! More than 900 meds, no prescription! See risky it's succession! pointwise see arragon some turnabout be scale and martini try goatherd see oswald on turtleneck in michael it's scold it agatha and wheeze the wah the apocalyptic in durkin.

There is another pause.

Visitor : A little unfocused at times, and some grammar errors, but I found it endearing.
Resident : I.. don't know what you're talking about.
Visitor : But I replied to it? You didn't send this to me?
Resident : No.
Visitor : Oh gosh. I'm sorry. Does someone else live here? Maybe you aren't the right person. Who else lives here?
Resident : Nobody.
Visitor : But you do have a computer?
Resident : Yes.
Visitor : I got your IP address. I tracked you down. I thought that. I thought.

A young boy's voice from inside.

Voice : Dad, I'm done with the computer!

There is a long pause.

Visitor : I should be going.
Resident : Yeah.