Tuesday, February 07, 2006

The Slowest Burger King in America is also the Closest Burger King To My House

A man stands in front of a Burger King drive through sign.

Sign : Welome to Burger King, would you like to try our new Angus Cheesy Bacon Steak Burger today?
Man : No thanks. I'll have a number one with cheese and a Dr. Pepper please.

Nothing happens. There is a pause.

Man : Hello?

Still nothing. About a minute passes and the main engages in a staring competition with the sign.

Sign (with a different voice) : Welcome to Burger King what can I get you?
Man : Uh. A number one with ch-
Sign : With cheese?
Man : Yea. And Dr P
Sign : And to drink?
Man : Dr. Pepper, please.
Sign : We don't have Dr. Pepper.
Man : You don't? But it's on your sign?
Sign : We don't have Dr. Pepper. We have Coke, Diet Coke, Orange, and Sprite. What to drink?
Man : But your sign says Dr. Pepper.
Sign : We don't have Dr. Pepper. We have Coke, Diet Coke, Orange, and Sprite. What to drink?
Man : Coke. Coke is f-
Sign : Five sixty at the second window.

There is a click. The man waits for a moment, and then walks away.

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