Freestyle Walking Makes You More Radder.

Two very "cool" looking kids with shoes that have plastic arches (for sliding on curbs) stand next to a curb in a city.

Chip : Ahw shit. I totally grinded that walkway hard.
Lance : Yeah. Sh-real hard. Watch this shit.

Lance runs, jumps and spins.

Chip : Got damn, that was hot shit.
Lance : You should see the other guy.

Chip jumps stiffly and then grabs his back.

Lance : Damn! Whadoyoucallthahit?
Chip : Whyougottaclassifymyshit?
Lance : Fuckyou.

They hug. Lance runs and slides on the side of a curb, he then stops and does a cartwheel.

Chip : That some fucking unnatural fucking fuck fuck.
Lance : I jibbered that jab.
Chip : Watch this.

Chip does the cartwheel first,then slides on the side of the curb.

Lance : Ahw shi- you just unnaturaled my unnatural. Fuck yah.
Chip : Jibber that.

There is a long silence. Lance jumps and pulls his feet behind him. He lands safely. They stand and look at each other again.