Touching That Rock On the Ground

3 : See that over there?
4 : What?
5 : That fire hydrant?
3 : No. That rock.
5 : Which one?
4 : The one that looks like Ben Franklin?
3 : No. The one that looks like Elvis.

A brief pause to look.

4 & 5 : Ahh. Oh yeah. I see it.
3 : Pick it up.
4 : Who?
5 : Me?
3 : You.

3 points to 5.

5 : Why me?
3 : Ok fine, then you touch it.

3 points to 4.

4 : I'll touch it.

4 walks over and picks up a rock that resemble Elvis.

4 : Thank ya', thank ya' very much.
3 : I'm embarassed for you. Maybe you should pick up the Ben Franklin rock instead.

4 throws the rock away.

5 : Man! What did you do? Now there's no more Elvis rock!
4 : Fuck you.

Pause.

3 : That was really lame, man. I feel like we'll never have another rock like tha- Oh man. Look at that rock.
5 : Which one?
3 : The one over there.
4 : Is that? Holy shit, it's Margaret Thatcher.
5 : And it looks like she's kissing one that looks like Sarah Michelle Gellar. Is it weird to find that arousing?

Pause.

3 : Pick it up.