Friday, December 23, 2005

It's so dark, I might cry

Complete and total darkness.

Man : Hello? Anyone?
Woman : Hello?
Man : Is someone there?
Woman : Yes. Who's there?
Man : I'm Stan.
Woman : Stan, I'm Mary.
Man : Mary. What happened?
Woman : I'm not sure. All I remember was that it was nice, there were children in the park, and the sun was shining.
Man : And now the sun isn't shining.
Woman : It kind of flickered and then went out.
Man : How strange. Do you think it's like this everywhere?
Woman : Probably. I mean, the sun did burn out.
Man : So what do we do now?
Woman : Wait for it to come back on?
Man : Alright. Where are you?
Woman : I'm not sure.
Man : Do you think deaf people are freaking out right now?
Woman : I think everyone is freaking out right now.