Brian the Dragon Slayer

Brian the Dragon Slayer : Dragon! Dragon! Come out and fight me!
Dragon (offstage) : No.
Brian the Dragon Slayer : Come on you pussy! Come out and fight me. I've got something to prove.
Dragon (offstage) : Go to hell.
Brian the Dragon Slayer : I need to overcompensate for my little - eh. Everything is fine with my weiner, come out here.
Dragon (offstage) : Fine.

The dragon enters the stage.

Dragon : But first, I'd like to read you this.
Brian the Dragon Slayer : Ok, what?

The Dragon clears his throat, burns Brian alive and walks back inside.