Mathematics Awareness Play

WOMAN
April is Mathematics Awareness Month. Did you know that?

MAN
No, I did not know that. Do you think it is because taxes are due in April?

WOMAN
No one can know for certain. But, what we do know is that April is also International Guitar Month. One might be inclined to think that all nationalities of guitars are the same, but- no! This is false!

MAN
Amazing! And the World Championship Cow Chip Throwing Contest happens in April too!

WOMAN
Did you also know that April is VD Awareness, Stress Awareness, Alcohol Awareness, and Autism Awareness Months? We better start now- we have some celebrating to do!

(Disco ball drops, party lights. Dance music plays Man & Woman start dancing.)

MAN
I never knew there was so much to celebrate in April!

WOMAN
Holy crap! There sure is! Like National Welding Month!

MAN
And Cancer Control Month!

WOMAN
And Chocolate Eaters Month!

MAN
And Publicity Stunt Week!

WOMAN
Be Kind to Animals Week!

MAN
Bike Safety Week!

WOMAN
National Adult Films Week! Ooh-la-la!

MAN
National Lingerie Week!

WOMAN
Reading is Fun Week!

MAN
Egg Salad Week!

(Music stops, Woman and Man stop dancing.)

WOMAN
Egg Salad Week? Do you even like Egg Salad?

MAN
Not really, I just like to live large...you know, Go big or go home.

(Music starts again- They both dance as lights fade.)