vikings!

a viking, with another viking.

viking 1 : i feel like my face always has blood on it.
viking 2 : so..?
viking 1: i'm a vegetarian.
viking 2 : yeah. i eat fish.
viking 1 : don't you ever feel like people think you're a cannibal with blood on your face?
viking 2 : no.
viking 1 : oh. i do.
viking 2 : that's weird.
viking 1 : no, what's weird is setting john erickson on fire and pushing him out on a boat.
viking 2 : that's culture. that. is. culture.
viking 1 : oh.
viking 2 : it's kind of epic, too.
viking 1 : i imagine anyone who dies after us will want to be cast off into death like we do it for our friends and family.
viking 2 : because it's epic?
viking 1 : yeah. because it's epic.
viking 2 : yeah.

they stare off.
the end.