An American Way

A GI and A Man In A Suit.

GI : Jesus Captain! There's men all over outside! What do I do.
Suit : Are they friends or foes.
GI : They look pretty dang'rous t'me, Cap'n.
Suit : What we need here is a good strategy.
GI : I been thinkin' just shoot em. In the faces.
Suit : Strategum is what I excel at, G.I. Did you know your name comes from the phrase, Galvanized Iron? Funny story, actually. Originally, it came on the metal trash cans the army used and then so many people assumed it mean something else, like general infantry, government issue, so on and so on, you get, but in the beginning, it just meant what we put our trash in.
GI : Huh?
Suit : Strategy. What I'd like to do, is put up a billboard outside that says, "America, it's the new kerzakerzastan" or whatever country they're from. Put a picture of a Jew or Middle Eastern guy, you think that guy from Monk is free?

The GI scratches his heads and licks the finger.

Suit : You know, the taxi driver from wings?

Nothing, still.

Suit : Anyway, people fall for that shit all the time.

The GI pulls out his gun and looks into the barrell.

Suit : Boy, where did you grow up?

The GI just points at the suit.

Suit : No. No. You. Where did you grow up.

The GI grunts. The Suit grabs his hand. The GI screams and shoots him. The Suit falls over and is lifeless. The GI jumps up and down swinging his arms. Men in turbans with large bears and scimitars break the door down yelling. Once they see the seen in front of them, they stop and walk away.