Carnivorous Sleeping Bag

Andy is in his sleeping bag. Next to him is another sleeping. There is a pool of blood around it. Andy wakes up.

Andy yawns.

Andy : Oh man. What a night. How'd you sleep?

No response. Andy turns to look.

Andy : Must've gone running or pooping in the woods or something.

Andy gets up and rolls his sleeping bag. He sees the pool of blood.

Andy : Henry? Are you around? What is that?

He touches it.

Andy : Blood?

He jumps away from the sleeping bag.

Andy : Oh god.

He walks toward the bag. He opens it.

Andy : Blood inside the bag? Did it... oh god. Did it eat him? Henry Henry Henry. Oh god.

He stares at the bag. He pulls out his lighter. Finds a stick and wraps some toilet paper around it.. He lights it,

Andy : Even it isn't true, which seems probably because a sleeping bag that eats people? That's stupid. I don't want to take that risk, though.

He walks over the sleeping back carefully. Henry runs in.

Andy : Henry?

Henry kicks Andy in the crotch.

Henry : Haha! Got you!

They are no longer friends.