A Bunch of Children, Running

A bunch of children running in a circle screaming. Having fun. Giggling. There is one obese child in sweats. He falls. The kids trample him.

Fat Kid : I am but a boy! I am but a boy!

The children continue.

Fat Kid : I can see your underpants!

The children stop and stare at him. They point. The fat kids pulls crushed twinkies out of his pockets and eats them quickly. He projectile vomits all over the other children. All the children cry, except for the Fat Kid, who laughs.

An adult comes out. And turns to the audience.

Adult : This was more of a short story, and I'm sorry for that. Goodnight!