Counterintuitive.

#1
Man, did you see Prince on American Idol? What was that about?

#2
Yeah man, I don't know.

#1
Wasn't he all about not being a slave to the man ten years ago? He wrote that jibberish on his face?

#2
Sure, I remember that.

#1
So what I wanna know is what he's doing on American Idol! That show is a corporate dream! My cell phone is sponsored by Ryan Seacrest!

#2
Your cell phone is sponsored by Ryan Seacrest?

#1
YES! I signed a contract that said when I answer my phone I am required to say, "Hi this is me on my Cingular phone sponsored by Ryan Seacrest."

#2
Unbelievable. Why isn't Ryan Seacrest sponsoring more Ethiopian children?

#1
AND WHY WAS DAVID HASSELHOFF CRYING? WHAT A PANSY.