it'll all work out/a classic struggle

man on a toilet : i love meat!

he sits. he reads a magazine. he pushes. he stops. he reads. he holds onto something. he pushes. he stops. he reads. he rocks, slightly. he rocks, harder. he has the most uncomfortable face a person has seen. he rocks hard, violently - his back slams against the back of the toilet, his chest his knees. he screams and continues.

man on a toilet : yes! yes! yes! yes!

he's out breath. he stops. he drops the now crinkled magazine and pulls his pants on, disappointed. sweaty. he starts to wash his hands - he puts his hand on his stomach and lowers his head. his face says, "oh.. god." he pulls his pants down and sits again, panting, with his head in his hands