stuck in a barrel of water

a woman, fully dressed. she stands in a barrel full of water.

woman : i'm not cold! it's ok! it's not cold. it's kind of nice, actually. standing in this barrel of water. that's what i'm standing in, if you're not close enough to see. here's some water, see?

she flicks some out.

woman : i've always liked water, swimming and things. drinking it. that's good too. once i swam in the ocean and the fish swam around my feet. it was pretty. another time i swam and grabbed this kid's ankles and he said, the fishies are tickling me! then i had a good laugh about it with my other friend. we weren't nice. hey!

hey! i'm in a barrel filled with water! at some point in my life i remember filling a water gun with bleach and water, more bleach than than water, though, and shooting it at people. i laughed like it was really water and acted confused when they went blind. i was at least 19. another time i pushed my friend of a high pier into the ocean because it was funny. she broke something or sprained something. but it was funny. i laughed a lot. i love to laugh. do you?

hey! i'm in a barrel filled with water and i can't seem to get out. i love baths. once, my brother and i were taking a bath when we were little and i peed in the bathtub. then i got out while he stayed in the bath for another 10 minutes. haha! funny, right?

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