Tuesday, December 06, 2005

I've Got a Bomb

Man at the airport : I've got a bomb!
Airport Security : Put the bag down!
Man reaches into the bag.
Man at the airport : I've got a bomb!
Airport Security shoots man. A bootleg copy of Usher's new film, "In the Mix" falls from the Man at the airport's hand. He dies. The sound of laughter and horrible groaning is heard.