If None Of Us Had Arms

Two men stand with a ball and paddle sitting on the ground between them.

Man : Well. There it is.
Man 2 : Yes. Indeed, it's right there.
Man : How do you suppose -
Man 2 : It's not like you were born with arms and now you don't have any - pick it up.
Man : What are arms?
Man 2 : Take your toes and pick it up.
Man : Oh.. I don't have monkey toes, I can't do that.
Man 2 : Use your teeth then. Just bend over and pick up that ball and paddle.
Man : I guess it's my only option.

The man bends over and Man 2 kicks him from behind, the man falls over.

Man : Um. I'm stuck. Like a turtle.
Man 2 : What's a turtle?