obesity incresity/meek inherit earth

a small table stands lit in a spotlight. a twinkie on a plate sits on the table. a very obese person stands nearby.

grossly overweight human : twinkie. you're little. oblong. filled with cream. you will last forever in your little plastic wrapping as long as you don't open. or rats open you. or other animals. you're secret sugary joy can't last forever - you, are like a pillow. i could make a raft out of you. many of you. (this fat person looks at himself and chuckles) a whole lot of them. but does it make a difference? you and i, are one and the same. i have ingest you you have been ingest by me - we have become one for anywhere between fifteen minutes to three hours. let us become one, again.

the fat person reaches out his arms but is too fat and can't reach the plate with the twinkie. his stomach knocks over the table and plate.

grossly overweight human : oh, oops.

he reaches over but can't seem to get the twinkie.

grossly overweight human : can someone help me? i - dropped.. my lunch.
voice offstage : no way fatass!
grossly overweight human : it's glandular!
voice offstage : it was!
the end.