Lunch Meat Expectations

There is a guy and his deli sandwich. The guy stands at least five feet from the sandwich. The sandwich sits on a small circular table.

Sandwich : I am a deli sandwich.
Guy : What? Hello?
Sandwich : I am made of lunch meats.
Guy : You. The sandwich, it's you.
Sandwich : I have 3 different condiments inside me.
Guy : I can't believe this, the sandwich is talking.
Sandwich : I taste good.
Guy : Are you- Are you sent from the heavens?
Sandwich : I am a deli sandwich.
Guy : God? Please, give me answers to life.
Sandwich : I am made of lunch meats.